“This is Brian. Can I help you?”

“Yeah. Where you located?”

“Um, I’m open by appointment. What was it you were looking for?”

“Esoterica.”

“Are you looking for something in particular?”

“You know: esoterica. Says here you sell esoterica.”

“Yes, odd or unusual books are a specialty.”

“Book!? Naw. I’m looking more for like videos or DVDs.”

“Sorry?”

“Esoterica videos.”

“Well, I’m a bookseller.”

“But I typed ‘esoterica’ into Google and they say you sell esoterica.”

“Yes, but books.”

“JUST books?”

“Sorry.”

“.”

“Did, perhaps, Google ASK if you MEANT ‘esoterica’?”

“Yeah, that’s it.”

“Ah. I don’t think that’s the word you’re looking for.”